The Wife instructs on how to reach Domination Nation

Crush his ego, ladies. My husband is an attractive, successful, frat boy with tons of frat friends who like to drive around in their BMW 750's and cheat on their girlfriends. So... how is it that he is scared shitless of me, you ask? Well, I'm going to tell you how to bring them down, break their spirit and make them worship you while you belittle them and they take it. First, embrace your craziness, use it to your advantage and let them know you don't need them - they'll die without you.

Bullets for seizing his soul (details to follow in further postings):

• Be hot. Be sweet. Be the midwestern girl next door.
• Find their ego source - intelligence, looks, money, friends, etc. and find the flaws.
• Start digging into that source and let him know how pathetic his life is.
• Take care of him, take joy in it cause you love him (you HAVE to learn to cook) and do the domestic shit. Believe me, they will be hooked. At this point you can set his asshole on fire and piss on it to put it out and he will thank you.

Now, I will go into how to get from that point to being 11 years later... More to come.